FEMALE COMEBACKSWoman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
(this is funny)
Awestruck
IT's Being GAY
make it stop *cries*
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*stabs photobucket*
WORK DAMN IT!!!!!!!
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in days of remembrance grieve not for the lost but cherish what was learned
Hurray ^_^
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So that makes you gay for Brigette lol
WUV you!!!
( I THINK I'M in love <3) lol
(with YOU ;-D)
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ooooh yess baby i'm so gay for brigette lmao
WUV you to!!!
(same here hehe) ^_^
(XD)
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in days of remembrance grieve not for the lost but cherish what was learned
OH NOSE
NOT THE JUICES!!!
lmao
lmlmao
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-- In all weary hearts due be gone, another day will rise and night will fade --
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